IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW ..

FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW ME ,YOU COULD SAY I WAS'NT THE MOST SVELT KIND OF GUY . I USED TO BE MIND YOU,30"WAIST,TONED,SHOULDERS OF A SWIMMER,AND ALL THAT.THEN I HAD 2 KIDS ,AND YOU KNOW ..THE TUMMY DROPS . YOU GET STRETCH MARKS AND YOUR METABOLISM CHANGES AND YOU BECOME 57 ALL OF A SUDDEN..AND EVERYTHING STARTS HEADING SOUTH ,WHICH IS FINE, BUT IF YA HAVE THE METABOLIC RATE OF A SLOTH ON VALIUM. IT AINT EASY TO KEEP TRIM,AND QUITE HONESTLY THATS WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW...AND THEONLY PART OF ME GETTING A GOOD WORK OUT IS MY RIGHT LEG,AND MY ENORMOUS...........FOREARMS,WHICH IS GREAT BECAUS E RIGHT NOW ITS THE PART OF ME NEEDED TO DRIVE THE R.T.B ,ALONG PLAYING THE MOST INTENSE,SOULFULL,ROCK/RB OUT ON THE STAGES OF THE USA TODAY...WHEN YOU PLAY IN THIS BAND, YOU CANNOT TURN UP AND GIVE JUST SOMETHING ,YOU HAVE TO BE READY TO SWITCH ON AND GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU GOT .EVERYTIME , ALL THE TIME ,AND THEN WHEN YOU'VE DONE THAT, BE READY TO SWITCH IT UP ANOTHER, LEVEL IN INTENSITY,CAUSE THATS WHAT ITS LIKE PLAYING IN THIS BAND, WITH A MAN WHO IS THE MASTER OF EMOTION WHEN THAT GTR GOES ROUND HIS NECK ..SO IF YOU SEE ME ON STAGE EYES CLOSED, RELAXED,AND DRIVING ALONG LOOKIN OUT THE WINDOW? BELIEVE ME , I'M GETTING A FULL BODY MASSAGE ,POUNDED BY A GORILLA,BRAIN ON 11, PACING MYSELF FOR THE NEXT GEAR CHANGE ,,, OK? OH AND IVE BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS PLAYING AND LOST 6 LBS.........I REALLY SHOULD BE A STICK AFTER THIS TOUR . BUT NO....OH WELL ..SEE YA SOON

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